Saturday, March 31, 2007

Immigrants, Weather, Apple and Ralph Nader

My column this week focuses on Apple TV, which, I am sad to report, doesn't seem to have the features to do its elegant design justice. Then there are my reviews...


"Climates": A great second effort by the director of "Distant." I had less than a day to review this film and the next one on the list, and was faced with one of those gems that I know the majority of casual ...
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Thursday, March 29, 2007

What We Always Wanted, Without Realizing It

Though the film's much-rumored sequel looks to be dead in the water, director Richard Donner has informed Entertainment Weekly that his classic tale of adolescent adventure, "The Goonies," could become a musical.

It makes perfect sense, really. The dialogue was already very lyrical...

Up there,
It's their time
It's their time!
Up There!

Down here,
It's our time
It's our time!
Down here!


And I can't wait to hear the hit ballad, "You Know, We're a Lot Alike, One-Eyed Willie."

Wednesday, March 28, 2007

On the Opening of 'The Host'

Joon-ho Bong's "The Host" feels less like a movie than a dream inspired by a day spent watching too many movies. The satirical Korean political-monster-family-bonding comedy/drama might not always have a firm grasp on where it's going, but it has a hell of a fun time getting there. Bong opens his film with an absurdly hilarious scene that's so good that he spends the rest of the film trying to top it.

It begins with ...
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Monday, March 26, 2007

Now I Can Finally Sleep at Night

Thank god we know how Anna Nicole died. I've been a nervous wreck—a la Jake Gyllenhaal in "Zodiac"—ever since the news of her death, driven mad by the mystery.

Saturday, March 24, 2007

Reviews Galore

I wrote lots of stuff in this week's In Utah This Week, starting with my column on some recent digital cinema and ending with four...

Reviews (scores seem to be missing on some, and are always out of four, not five.)
"Days of Glory" ***1/2: An excellent study of soldiers fighting for a country that doesn't respect them.
"Reign Over Me" ***: Find Out if the film is exonerated for its lame-ass ending.
"Starter for 10" ***: James McAvoy is all charm in this romantic comedy.
"Pride" **: Good performance, not much of a movie.

Friday, March 23, 2007

The Dumbest Fucking Idea I've Ever Heard

So, ABC has apparently been hyping a proposed new method to deliver ads to consumers without them noticing. For example, an ad might pop up on a TV, and then the show will cut in to the TV's picture. Brilliant! People won't even know that they're watching a commercial! Of course, the question would be: If all commercials are integrated into the programs, then they'll have to zoom into another show, and then zoom into ...
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Wednesday, March 21, 2007

The Three Amigos to the Rescue

It's been an exciting decade for Mexican cinema, so it's nice to hear that three of the men most responsible for the Renaissance are working to encourage more production in their native country. According to Yahoo News, Afonso Cuarón, Guillermo del Toro and Alejandro Gonzalez Iñaritu met with the President of Mexico to discuss distribution and production strategies for the Mexican film productions. I agree with one of the key points, that the TV stations should play a stronger part in film productions, as they do in Europe.

The filmmakers—Cuarón in particular—have already done a great deal as producers to encourage the region's filmmaking. If we can discover some more young talents through this initiative, all the better.

Watch at Your Own Risk

Dennis Cozzalio has posted a rather disturbing collection of Youtube videos from the set of David O. Russell's "I Heart Huckabees." If you want to see an actor (Lilly Tomlin) and a director turned to disturbing fits of rage, click away. If not, journey no further.

How to End a 'LOST' Episode

The ending of last week's episode was deliciously surreal. So great, in fact, that it's got me thinking about all the other great episode endings. Post your favorite surprises and reveals in the comments section, and sometime soon I will compile the ultimate top 10 LOST endings (maybe in preparation for the season finale).

If you aren't caught up on "LOST," stop reading and do it now!

Really, I don't want you reading this if ...
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On 'Zodiac' and the Deeper Meanings of Digital

Screenwriter Larry Gross loses me at the very beginning of his Movie City News essay of a few week's ago, hailing the genius of David Fincher's mesmerizing study of fear, "Zodiac."

"Zodiac is an important postmodern work. It's an authentically “new” and even experimental thing attempting, to quote from Susan Sontag's essay Against Interpretation, to put content in its place. It's very very much a film constructed on a 21st century conception of information as ...
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The Director of 'Norbit' Schools the Critics

A whole day before the next issue of In Utah This Week hits the streets, my Cinema File column from last Thursday is up. If you didn't read it in print, you finally have the chance. It's quite a bit out of date by now, but whatever.

Tuesday, March 20, 2007

A Revolution of Butchery

According to the New York Times, Julie Taymor is none too happy with producer and Revolution Studios head Joe Roth's treatment of her new film, "Across the Universe." Roth apparently recut the film—which has been in post-production for more than a year now—and tested it without mentioning his plan to the woman who directed "Titus," "Frida" and the hit stage version of "The Lion King."

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Monday, March 19, 2007

Film Outsource Make Bad Viewing Movie

Fresh paper London Times report bad subtitles outsourced to India and Malaysia create nonsense.

"Kenn Nakata Steffensen, of London, subtitled the British film Sixty Six (from English to Danish) and Spirited Away, the Oscar-winning animated film (from Japanese to English). He said that quality was being sacrificed. In one film, translated from English to Danish, the line 'Jim is a Vietnam vet' became 'Jim is veterinarian from Vietnam'. In another film 'flying into an asteroid field' became 'flying into a steroid field' and in a television programme 'she died in a freak rugby accident' was translated into 'she died in a rugby match for people with deformities'."

Outsource not make all bad. Mr. Mathews money me seven cents for 10,000 words. Very nice.

Sunday, March 18, 2007

A Culture of Surveillance

Well, I guess to remind us all that it's primarily a print publication, In This Week's website is missing my column, about how bitter the director of "Norbit" is that people aren't hailing his movie as the cinematic masterpiece that it is. But they do have my four-star review of "The Lives of Others." (As always, reviews are out of four despite the superfluous star on the web version. Fixing this apparently requires an elaborate reprogramming of the entire database.) It may be hard to swallow after "Pan's Labyrinth" Best Foreign Film Oscar loss, but this is quite a sharp movie—way better than "Tsotsi."

Saturday, March 17, 2007

A Bad Time to Buy 'Tideland?'

Word on the street is that Terry Gilliam's divisive "Tideland" hasn't been released in its proper aspect ratio in the U.S. or Canada. The film was exhibited in theaters in 2.35:1, but the DVD is in "full frame 16x9," the dimensions of 1.77:1 HDTVs. Since many cinephiles who don't live in a major market (myself included) have yet to see the film, their first opportunity appears to be a bastardized edition. Seeing as the film ...
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Wednesday, March 14, 2007

Missing Limbs and 'Miss Potter'

From what I can tell, "300" is targeted at males who are worried they may be homosexuals. (And from the film's weekend gross, there must be a lot of them!) The film is basically a collection of sexy male torsos to look at while pretending to enjoy nonstop violence and stilted dialogue about manliness, infrequently punctuated with the promise of a tit, just to keep things on the up and up.

Zack Snyder, the director ...
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Saturday, March 10, 2007

Articles I Wrote This Week

...for In This Week

The Cinema File: Eddie Murphy on how to lose gracefully: "A comedian at the Oscars is the saddest, bitterest, alcoholic clown." This quote opened the article, but is missing from the online version.

Review: Seraphim Falls: The reviews are still scored out of four despite the appearance of five slots. The webmaster tells me they're working on fixing it.

Tuesday, March 6, 2007

'Inland Empire' Crumbles

Watching "Inland Empire" is basically watching David Lynch masturbate over and over again. The only thing to differentiate the movie from a Lynch fetishist's student film is that the student film probably wouldn't last three hours and star Laura Dern. To be fair about the runtime, however, I should point out that Dern's blank-stare reaction shots to the film's so-weird-it's-art nonsense adds up to one of those hours.

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Sunday, March 4, 2007

23 Bad Marketing Decisions, Oscars and Reviews Galore

Here are some of my recent columns and reviews from In Utah This Week. Please note that the web graphics remain messed up, but all film reviews are scored out of four, not five.

The Cinema File column: Number 23's idiotic marketing: The publicists sent this AP article about a 23-month old girl freezing to death in red with the two occurrences of "23" in grey. So I spent several hundred words complaining about ...
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Friday, March 2, 2007

"I Wonder if Best Buy Sucks." "I Wonder if You Wonder."

This post is part of Filmscreed's Billy Wilder Blog-a-thon.

I have never had a good experience at Best Buy. My most recent nightmare—which was nowhere near the worst—grew out of an attempt to use a Christmas gift card to purchase the two-disc edition of Billy Wilder's masterful noir "Double Indemnity." I assumed this wouldn't be difficult, until I couldn't find the DVD. It wasn't in drama, so I looked for a classics section, ...
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Thursday, March 1, 2007

Some of the Stuff You Missed During 'Children of Men'

If you still don't believe all my whining about how "Children of Men" should have been nominated for (and won) Best Production Design, check out this collection of moving ads that appear on buses, billboards and other locations throughout the film. Alfonso Cuarón prepared these particular elements with the fine graphics folks at Foreign Office.

I've seen the film three times, and hadn't noticed all the details.