Thursday, January 7, 2010

Oh My God Glenn Beck Was Right

Seriously, doesn't Obama have advisors to make sure he avoids this kind of stuff? (WARNING: The linked story contains some spoilers if you aren't caught up through season five of "LOST," although the quote below is safe.)

TV viewers want President Obama to get “Lost” [see what they did there?—J] after reports that the State of the Union address may be moved to Feb. 2. No one seems to have told the White House that the highly anticipated premiere of "Lost’s" last season (according to ABC) is set for the same date.

I am deeply concerned sniff about the direction our country is going. Despite my right eye's efforts to hold it back, a single tear emerges. I mean, after that inverted closing title, anything could happen. And the floodgates are open. And we're just letting some guy who is racist against whites, Australians, Koreans, Iraqis and Others TAKE IT AWAY FROM US? My wet, bloodshot eyes ignite with crazed fire. AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO NOTICES THESE THINGS??!???!??!!!

This raises an even deeper issue: Is there anything that could justifiably preempt the LOST season six premiere? I mean, if aliens attacked the world killed 500 million people, then it might be worth considering a postponem—nah, nevermind.

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